National Humor Month – Accounting Puns and Jokes

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Author: Dina Barabash, Content Development & Web Specialist
Posted: April 8, 2021

April is a month meant for humor and fun – it includes April Fool’s Day after all! We love a good joke, especially a good accounting joke or pun. Now that tax season is in full swing, we thought we would celebrate both by enjoying some accounting humor this week. We have scoured the internet for the best and wittiest jokes around. Below is a list of some of our favorite jokes and puns. Take a moment to laugh with us!

1. What is the slogan for being an accountant? Be audit you can be.
2. Skunks don’t have to pay taxes because they only have one scent.
3. Every single person in the accounting department counts.
4. You’re like an account receivable to me – outstanding.
5. I thought getting a bank account would be boring, but I’ve slowly gained interest.
6. Whoever stole my Microsoft office account ID, I will find you…You have my Word.
7. I created a bank account dedicated entirely to buying and maintaining bushes – I call it my hedge fund.
8. What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost.
9. Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
10. What does a CPA say when someone suggests they buy assets in a failing business? Account me out.

Sources:

58 Accounting Puns That Aren’t Taxing At All

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